Due to the events that have transpired
with ABC's press release about "Fan February" I write to inform you that I am staging a live protest here in this redwood
tree. Disgusted once again by ABC and their "mob worship" over Jason and Sonny, I am choosing to make my voice heard over
the continued disrespect shown to the character of AJ and the legendary actor who plays him. The nights are admittedly, cold.
The food scarce. My only companion, squirrels.
But that is okay, it is a gentle
reminder of the character for whom I have come to love and root for opposite Satan Corinthos and Lucifer Morgan. AJ Quartermaine:
my drunk driving, wife stalking, alcoholic, arsonist friend. As I sip my hot chocolate and think about AJ and the magnitude
of his charm, I am left to pour my hot chocolate out in deference to my friend: "One for me, one for my homey"
I've gotten a lot of letters
from folks who are as equally disgusted as me over the lack of consideration shown to AJ. Now, while I understand that your
first instinct is to crash message boards, write Alicia and Steve hate mail, blame fan bases for your trouble, or cook and
serve your neighbor's cat into tasty kabobs, I want to urge you to consider non-violent protest as a form of getting your
message out. Which is why I sit here in my tree on this cold, lonely, dark, winter night.
Oh to think the goldmine that
GH would have had if AJ had been actively involved in Fan February "swticharoo" story!!
((((((Twinkle,
twinkle, twinkle))))))
AJ:
"Enough!"
Carly:
"I'm so sorry AJ, I'll do better next time."
AJ:
"There won't be a next time!!!" (Smashes barware)
Carly:
"I'll pick that up..."
AJ:
"You damn right you will! Where is my Son?"
Carly:
"He is making you a happy face made of macaroni."
AJ:
"Damn right he is."
(Knock, knock, knock.)
AJ:
"It's open!"
Johnny:
"Audrey is here. The Hospital wants to present you with the Citizen of the Year award."
AJ:
(self satisfied smile) (phone rings)
Carly: "AJ, it's Courtney. She wants
you back. I can't live like this! I thought you loved me!"
AJ:
"Relax baby, it's all good. I would never leave you. How about you go down south and show Papa how much you love me, huh?" Carly: "Oooooh, baby, I like when you talk like that" Johnny: "Sir, I hate
to bother you again" AJ: "What is it? My wife was just about to give me a blow job." Johnny: "It's Time Magazine on the phone. They want to honor you as Man of the Year." AJ:
"Excellent... (Rubbing hands) it's all coming according to plan. Proceed, Carly. Right there Carly, yup, right there. Verrrrry
good."
((((((Twinkle, twinkle...end))))))
Oh my gosh. Where was I? In all
my fantasies I just noticed they are cutting down my Redwood tree. Hey!!! Stop it! Yooohooo! Can't a guy make a peaceful AJ
protest without cutting down the tree!!!???
Good-bye readers, until next
time...
Save the Redwood trees, and save AJ!!!
P.J. Piddle
POD/POW: The Polls
This Week's Poll:
Last Week's Results:
POD's Readers LOVE the Alexis Davis version of "Kristina!"
POD/POW:The Polls
Which Kristina Do You Prefer?
Kristina Carter Cassadine 349 (51%)
Kristina
Alexis Davis 67 (9%)
Baby
Kristina Davis 260 (38%)
676 Total votes
Readers voted overwhelmingly in favor of the latest and best version of GH's Kristina
and it's all due to the extremely subtle performance of Nancy Lee Grahn. According to one reader:
"If only GH had not wasted our time with that Jamie girl and
let Nancy play the dual roles of Kristina and Alexis from the very beginning, Alexis' sister would still be
alive today!"
Vanny:
On Safari!
Hey
There!
It's
Vanessa. Wow. It sure is hot here in Africa. Today Brian and ventured into the great outdoors to see this beautiful landscape
and all it's many marvels and wonders. Of course, when going out on safari it is important to be prepared. You should never
go onto unknown lands among sometimes dangerous animals without the basics.
Lets
see here...Got my BUG spray. Got my Revos. Got my KRIS. Got my checkerboard picnic blanket and boom box. After Brian and I
checked for all our belongings we piled in the limo. I know, I know, when last we talked we were working on a tour via Llama;
but the bell hop assured me that if Cleopatra were alive today THIS is how she would see Africa.
Of
course, he's right, I know he's right, its just that I really wanted to be one with nature while on my once-in-a-----------------
POD
is sorry that Vanny's post card was interrupted. Unfortunately contract negotiations between POD and Vanessa
Marcil fell through at the eleventh hour and we were unable to secure another complete postcard. Our editors and owners were
in denial that we would be unsuccessful in garnering a postcard deal spanning the entire time Vanny would be On Safari. Sadly
the cocktail napkin she signed under "I promise" is not legally binding.
~Catching up with...Corey Feldman! ~
POD:
Corey, thanks for sitting down with us
Corey: Pleasure to be here.
POD:
Your show The Surreal Life is a hit; it must have been fun to make.
Corey:
Yeah, ya know, it was really eye-opening ya know. Things got dicey between Hammer and me at times, but I really think people
enjoyed me and my endless whining.
POD:
Folks were shocked about the Vince and Vanessa thing...
Corey:
Yeah, that was pretty surprising, actually.
POD:
What was it like living with the Most Beautiful Girl in the World? (See pages 1-17, 21, 23, 32-40, 75, 78, 90)
Corey: Well, see we were kids, ya know. I was kinda messed up at the time.
POD:
Anything you would like to share?
Corey: "Well, ya know, I was
friends with Michael Jackson at the time. It was pretty crazy. I would wear a singular sparkled glove and top hat. Vanessa
would be like "Do the moonwalk, do the moonwalk". And I would. She would squeal. It was always fun. Michael would visit sometimes
and Vanessa was always a good sport about the sleeping arrangements. She liked Bobo-the-Monkey & didn't mind sharing a
bed."
POD:
Your incredible acting career must have inspired her as a youth.
Corey:
It really did. Sometimes I would make her watch endless hours of my collection of 80s movies, from Lost Boys, to Goonies,
to License to Drive.
POD: Any truth to the rumors that you still
collect alimony?
Corey: No comment.
Buy Corey's latest...
POD:
We understand you have a new CD out in stores...
Corey: Yes thanks
for letting me plug. The first release is called "I am So Over You Baby"; it's about the struggle of a man who is conquering
demons from the past and a fetching brunette who dumped him. This one is off the new album:
A-one A-two A-three
(strumming
guitar slowly)
"I'm so over youuuuu baby... Even if you just had a... Baby Now that you are leaving your
show... Baby! You can dump that Rapper boyfriend... Maybe..."
POD:
Well, once again Corey thanks for sitting down with us. Until next time, this is Catching Up with Corey Feldman...good
bye." (Putting in earplugs)
"I'm so over youuuuuu, baby..."
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