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GH'ers
Say Goodbye to Vanessa Marcil!
Vanessa Marcil left General Hospital
last week. POD wanted to share the kind words and remembrances that the GH family
had to say about feisty Brenda Barrett-Alcazar-NearlyJax-AlmostCorinthos-MadeItToMorgan-take-that-Courtney/Liz/Carly/Sonny.
Those who make GH magic happen wanted
to bid the brunette bombshell adieu.Vanessa you are the best!
Rick
Hearst/Ric Lansing: Lemme see, lemme see...you'll have to forgive me, but being new everyone I've met
kinda all run together.
Juanita
Flores (Quickie Cleaners): Ah yes, "Marcil." I've seen that name
on the drycleaning tags. She was a regular who started coming about six months ago.Then suddenly, no more. Whatever happened
to her anyways?
Blake
Gibbons/Coleman: The poor lil' thing had a crush on me. She kept eyeing me in the green room . I got her old
digs, though. She left some photos behind with Alcazar, Jason, Sonny and Jax's face X'ed out; mine was the only one
that wasn't defaced--I'm tellin' ya, BIG CRUSH! (Winding finger next to temple.)
Rick
Hearst/Ric Lansing: (One hour later...snaps fingers.) OH YEAH! We were in a hypnosis scene
together. Sort of together. Not exactly TOGETHER since we were separated by plexiglass; but we made the most of what
material they gave us.
Dylan
Cash/Mikey Corinthos: What kind of puppy is a Marso? Puppies are fun! I'd rather have a baby puppy than a
brother.
Next Week, POD
asks Vanessa's neighbors if THEY think she'll return to General Hospital. Stay Tuned, GH fans!
P.J.
Piddle: I've Piddled Myself!
Now
is the time to turn ON that dial folks. Let me tell you. Things are heating up on GH! This show has the makings of
something great and I'll let you know it has NOTHING to do with Sonny/Jason/Carly or Courtney/Jax/Brenda/Ric - it has
EVERYTHING to do with these fabulous folks:
Benny:
As an accountant,
this man answers the equation "Are you hot?" I could MULTIPLY
him across the canvas. Benny is where it is at. His incredible bookkeeping skills make him a swell ADDITION
to the mob! Not that I support the mob. I would NEVER support the mob. I hate the mob! Don't
I tell you every week that I hate the mob? It's just that BENNY has that
appeal that comes across our screen so rarely. To SUM it up, he rocks!
His
sizzling persona can only be compared to that of...
Alexis:
This is one
hot broad. She wears a hospital johnnie the way Cinderella wore a glass slipper.
Maybe it's the wailing, the agony, the screeching for her baaaaby. Whatever it is, I am captivated. Folks, watch out. We are
looking at our new Luke and Laura with the STAGGERING pairing of Camexis,
led by another front burning ratings draw...
Cameron:
It seems like
just yesterday he was swapping clever barbs with Ms.Grahn. And look! They are at it again. Oh my word! (Taking out hankie,
wiping eyes.) The banter! The banter! He with the furrowed brow and she with the pursed lips make me melt. Give me a CamSandwich
with this next GH player and I will be a goner for sure:
Lizzie:
She's sassy,
she's classy. She is in a league of their own. I am so thrilled that GH has recognized the need to fill that "Amy"
role since Shell Kepler left to promote products on QVC. With just the most subtlest of snarls and smirks, the awkward pronunciation
or words, the eye rolls and pouts, Liz makes my mob-hate-een heart LEAP when she lays into them. Yo go girl!
And last but
not least, her coworker...
She really lights
up the screen when she uses that soup ladle.Whether it's draining spaghetti or ringing up a bill in the background, she really
knows how to steal the show. Who needs stupid blonde molls when Penny is on the scene? Would you like fries with that? Yes,
I would Penny.
So
as you can see, these are the 6 to watch!!! As you can see, the ratings are reflecting this. GH is back and better than
ever!
Till next week,
P.J. Piddle
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POD Interviews Tamara Braun: Take Two...
Last week "Carly
Struck Back" at POD when she refused to bad mouth her fans for our editors. What happens
this week when she comes back for seconds?
POD:
Thanks for coming back Tamara, sorry for the scene.
TB:
It's okay, thanks. Just keep that Eve woman away from me. Where were we?
POD:
I was asking you if you felt bad about what happened to Alexis and the smoldering love that is Sexis?
TB:
Well, I don't really, to be honest. I mean it's just a soap.
POD: That's
nice, Carly. Really nice.
TB:
(Pausing.) Did you just call me Carly?
POD: No. (Munching donut.) Next
question: What type of torture do you think is appropriate for the pain and suffering you have caused me, Carly? A) Being
thrown off a cliff? B) Death by stoning? Or C) Being attacked by killer bees?"
TB:
Caroline, knock it off.
POD:
What? I'm serious.
TB: I'm not answering that question.
POD: We are so buds girlfriend! Come on, have fun with me!(Punching arm.)
TB: Owww! (Falling off chair.) That hurt!
POD:
Oh you think THAT hurts? How about going home every night and having to fast forward your stupid face and
having to see Alexis in a hospital johnnie while you're all over Sonny and Ric and all the good guys? And then taking my tv
and throwing it across the room in anger,only it's plugged in and lands on my foot, breaking it. You think THAT
hurts Tamara? Huh? Huh? Answer me!
TB: Stop it, you're scaring me!
POD:
(Pause...) I'm so just kidding!!!!! LOL. Give me five girlfriend! HaHa, I had you going!
TB:
(Making sour face.)
POD: I'ze just kidding.
TB: Right.
POD:
I mean, if I really wanted you dead I could just stick your crazy fans on you, and then I would be the crazy bus driver who
drives you guys all around. And I would open my jar of killer bees on you, you would scream in agony as I laugh at my madness.
TB:
(Stunned.)
POD:
I am soooo just kidding! LOLOLOL. I got you again!!!
TB:
(Lip trembling.)
POD:
Say Tamara, take a sip of my coffee.
TB: No.
POD: Come onnnn!
TB: I don't want to.
POD: What?!! Do you think I would poison it?
TB: No!
POD:
Cuz if I really did, I would just poison you with a giant boa constrictor who would eat your measly little body alive
and you would scream from help from inside. And then I would say "Where are your fans to save you now??" Then I would take
pictures and publish them in the magazine and read with glee the despondent grief of your fans.Crying for their Tamara. "Ohhhh
boooo hoooo. Tamara got eaten by a snake.. that's what we get for messing with the best soap columnist out there!
TB:
(Slowly getting up to leave.)
POD: Don't leave! Hey, I was just kidding!! I was KIDDING Girl! Where
you going?
TB: Security!
~POD/POW:The Polls~
This
Week's Poll:
Now that Elizabeth Webber has set
free her Amy Vining-like Spy-and-Spread talents, she's letting loose with her "Inner Nelly Olsen" in order to win Jason back.
Our poll question this week asks how far is this new Lizzie "Olsen" willing to go for her man! Vote NOW...
Last
week's Poll Results:
Well, as expected it was a toss
up as to who would end up being Carly's baby DADDY. Most readers are convinced, because of Carly's Roofie
man-hunting ways, we'll never really know who the father of Leticia's new charge really is.
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"What's
In My Bag?" Greg Vaughan Tells All...
POD caught up with Greg Vaughn who took over
for Jacob Young in the role of Lucky Spencer.
The lucky recast *wink wink* told POD what his character keeps in that
backpack he sports on the docks at night.
Greg
Vaughn: I could tell ya, but I have to kill ya! Just kidding. As you know, I've been cleaning up quite
a mess and let's just say I keep my supplies close. There are a few things that I require in order to make this transition
as smooth as possible:
1. Dry Erase Board Eraser:
See, they had "Jacob" scribbled on all the storyboards, so
to make it easier I changed his name to mine.
2. Endust: It's always possible that if anything is missing from the studio after an actor departs, they could blame the
"new guy." If they ever do a forensic investigation for prints at the scene of
a studio burglary, the prints they find won't be mine.
3. Sharon Case's 1998 Daytime
Emmy: On my out of the YR studio, I grabbed this good luck memento. Whenever I feel low and need
inspiration I spit-polish this baby.*Spit* Osmosis. *Wipe* I'm next. *Spit* Right here. *Wipe.* Greg Vaughn. *Spit.* Emmy
2004.*Wipe.*
(Ed Note: Sharon Case was rumored to have left Y&R
in search of her 1998 Emmy. She's plans to return to the CBS soap now that Kin Shriner has returned her Emmy. Greg Vaughan
is no longer speaking to Kin.)
Many Thanks!!
And last but at least legends in their own minds, thanks goes out to the REAL
Donut Eaters, they know who they are. This site couldn't exist without their generous contribution of weekly stupidity.
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P.S.
P.S.
Yo go Caroline for telling off dose nutty Karly fans!! And sticking it to that bitch Tamera Brawn. You
can kount on me as a fan for life!
Y. Uzocraze'
Pentville Prison, Montana
P.S. This Liason fan isn't going anywhere GH. We cut off one ear a la Van Gogh, we are not against cutting off another!
LiasonLove,
via the internet
P.S.
If Sonny really loved Stone, he would divorce Carly, shake her rapist's hand and ask him to rape her again.
And then go find Brenda.
DB
Miami FL
P.S.
I can' t believe GH hasn't caved into Vanessa's demands. I don't think it is unreasonable to ask employees
to give up health benefits and vacation time for her return. Small price to pay GH!
Amy, via the internet
P.S.
I am writing for a second time POD. As a college professor
at a community college, I am appalled at how they are treating Alexis Davis. I want GH to know that I contacted
every sponsor out there. I will not have precious masturbation time to Alexis disrupted by this awful story!
Dr.
Haskel
Burlington, VT
P.S.
Thank you so much for telling off S&C fans. Have you gotten all the letters I wrote you? You have
no idea how crazy they make me too. They don't read the things I write. They don't like the characters I do. They are so LOUD!
So freaking LOUD! They talk and talk and talk and talk. And post and post and post and post. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You little
Whos of Whoville! SHUT UP!!!!!SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!! SHUT UP!!!!
CW
Los Angeles
Back Issues of The Digesting
Donut Eaters' POD/POW:
POD/POW:The Donut Eaters-- Exclusive
POD/POW: The Return of the Dueling Donut Eaters
POD/POW: The Donut Eaters---Up A Tree!
POD/POW:The Dueling Donut Eaters...SPLIT?
POD/POW: The Donut Eaters
POD/POW: The Donut Eaters: SOD Awards REVISITED
POD/POW: Donut Eaters Digest
POD/POW:The Dueling Donut Eaters!!
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